Ffffffff. Dissidia.
Jan. 14th, 2010 10:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
railentheStole my soul. Where do I start? Let's see...I'll try to go in as close to order as possible.
The Warrior of Light is even more paladin-y than Cecil, if that is even possible.
Garland did in fact knock me down. Through the terrain. Several times. One of which proved fatal.
Firion clearly rolled 'Need' on every weapon that ever dropped.
The Emperor…IS DAVID FREAKIN BOWIE. Serioulsly, just look at 'im if you don't believe me.
Onion Knight is quite possibly the cutest piece of jailbait to ever land in a Final Fantasy cast.
That said, I find it a little alarming to see the fact that he opposes the Cloud of Darkness, with her nonexistent clothing and odd snakes.
Cecil…since when is his hair SILVER?! Oh man, finding that out distracted me enough that I lost the first fight when I triggered his job change.
Not sure what to make of Golbez. Who's side he on, anyway?! (No, don't tell me. I wanna find out myself.)
Bartz? Fails his stealth checks more often than not. Terrible rogue.. Also. His fashion. The toga is bad enough, but... well, just look at this. But awesome fighter.
Exdeath? HE'S A TREE. Well, not in combat. But I'm still stuck on that.
Terra = almost totally broken in combat. The only reason she isn't is because she isn't fast and doesn't really string combos. But she oneshots almost anything that gets in her way.
Kefka = Is it even possible for him to be CRAZIER than before?
Cloud? Same old Cloud.
Sephiroth? Same old Sephiroth…only he's armed with that damned Heartless Angel attack. Screw THAT guy. *oneshotted*
Squall: Whatever. (Ridiculously powerful, but slow.)
Ultimecia: Pwns j00 face. Unless you get in close. But that's not likely, cause she'll pwn j00 face if you don't know what you're doing. I didn't.
Zidane: FAST. TOO fast. Good thing there's no ring outs.
Kuja: *fanning self* Since when does he look like THAT? Whoo.
Tidus: Hard to use! Can't figure out his range. Makes me wanna yell. (AAAAAAAAAAH!)
Jecht: Oh jeez. Smash fighter. With much…er, not shirt-wearing. And he's bronze. Very bronze.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going for 30 hours straight.
The Warrior of Light is even more paladin-y than Cecil, if that is even possible.
Garland did in fact knock me down. Through the terrain. Several times. One of which proved fatal.
Firion clearly rolled 'Need' on every weapon that ever dropped.
The Emperor…IS DAVID FREAKIN BOWIE. Serioulsly, just look at 'im if you don't believe me.
Onion Knight is quite possibly the cutest piece of jailbait to ever land in a Final Fantasy cast.
That said, I find it a little alarming to see the fact that he opposes the Cloud of Darkness, with her nonexistent clothing and odd snakes.
Cecil…since when is his hair SILVER?! Oh man, finding that out distracted me enough that I lost the first fight when I triggered his job change.
Not sure what to make of Golbez. Who's side he on, anyway?! (No, don't tell me. I wanna find out myself.)
Bartz? Fails his stealth checks more often than not. Terrible rogue.. Also. His fashion. The toga is bad enough, but... well, just look at this. But awesome fighter.
Exdeath? HE'S A TREE. Well, not in combat. But I'm still stuck on that.
Terra = almost totally broken in combat. The only reason she isn't is because she isn't fast and doesn't really string combos. But she oneshots almost anything that gets in her way.
Kefka = Is it even possible for him to be CRAZIER than before?
Cloud? Same old Cloud.
Sephiroth? Same old Sephiroth…only he's armed with that damned Heartless Angel attack. Screw THAT guy. *oneshotted*
Squall: Whatever. (Ridiculously powerful, but slow.)
Ultimecia: Pwns j00 face. Unless you get in close. But that's not likely, cause she'll pwn j00 face if you don't know what you're doing. I didn't.
Zidane: FAST. TOO fast. Good thing there's no ring outs.
Kuja: *fanning self* Since when does he look like THAT? Whoo.
Tidus: Hard to use! Can't figure out his range. Makes me wanna yell. (AAAAAAAAAAH!)
Jecht: Oh jeez. Smash fighter. With much…er, not shirt-wearing. And he's bronze. Very bronze.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going for 30 hours straight.
