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railenthe*trudges in, dragging her feet*
Long day. Walked from train station. Found out the Counterburst Forums are shutting down because the moderator is frustrated. Now I’m depressed and need to inflict MUCH GRIEVOUS HARM to AI opponents to vent, and get a glass of icy cold cream!tea.
MEANWHILE HAVE A MEME.
I’ve got lots of these. Some of them are shippy, and some of them are just lulzy.
WoL should have had more interaction with Lightning in this game. I know the two were joined at the incredibly sexy hip in Prologus, but the point is I’d like to have seen more of that.
Keeping on Mr. Snookie Pie here, he should have also had interaction with Shantotto. Why? Because, during ???: Shards of the Cycle, there’s some serious creepy potential there:
Shantotto: And one who appears here without being called? The perfect test subject to keep me enthralled!
Who knows, maybe it’ll show up in an official quest and someone will translate for us.
Or I’ll wind up stuck here one day, unable to get to work because the elevators are down and I can’t handle the stairs AND walking to the train station, and do it myself. Problem is I can’t think of anything suitably creepy enough here…AND THAT’S A NEAT TRICK.
We needed more Vaan & Zidane. Two thieves running around? Hell yeah, sign me up.
Laguna and WoL. Why? JUST BECAUSE. It’d be like a So Bad It’s Good comedy routine.
And on that note, we needed some interaction with both of them along with Jecht.
…gee, I make WoL sound like he’s antisocial or something.
You know, let’s just say this: WE NEED MORE OF EVERYTHING PLZ.
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...I seriously wish I'd thought of this.
Date: 2011-07-15 10:36 pm (UTC)LOL, credentials XD
I could write crack based on those things alone.
W00t!
Date: 2011-07-15 10:53 pm (UTC)...This has potential.
The scary thing is how much potential
Date: 2011-07-15 11:11 pm (UTC)And this is a good time for "Uh...go easy on me, would ya, Light?"
Lightning's got potential but it's nothing compared to Tifa's...
Date: 2011-07-15 11:30 pm (UTC)Hooded Girl: "Is there something on my face?"
Zidane: "Oh, no. You see... I just thought you were the one I'd been waiting for all this time."
Hooded Girl: "Excuse me? You were waiting for me?"
Zidane: "Yeah! I've dreamt of meeting you here ever since I was born!"
Hooded Girl: "Do you mock me?"
Zidane: "No, of course not..."
Hooded Girl: "Then, I shall take my leave of you!"
Zidane: "Just a sec! Haven't we met before?"
Hooded Girl: "No, I do not know you..."
Zidane: "Hmm... Maybe you're right... I'd never let someone as pretty as you get away. Say, you wouldn't--"
Blank: "Hey, what's goin' on, Zidane?"
Or later:
Lani: "I've been looking for you, Princess Garnet."
Zidane: "H-Have we met?"
Dagger: "(Quit flirting with her!)"
Zidane: "(Yes, ma'am...)"
I blame Zidane for turning me into a mega perv:
Zidane: "We were gonna put you to sleep with sleeping weed, then kidnap you. It's mostly used for kids, but a big dose can knock out an adult just as easily."
Dagger: "I guess you didn't need it, since I came along on my own. Hey... Would you mind giving me some? I've had a hard time sleeping lately."
Zidane: "Um, I don't think that's a good idea. You might get addicted. Maybe all you need is some company, eh?"
Dagger: "Oh, please. Do you think I'm that naive?"
Zidane: "Heh, heh. Can't blame me for trying."
Dagger: "......"
Re: Lightning's got potential but it's nothing compared to Tifa's...
Date: 2011-07-15 11:57 pm (UTC)Zidane: "(Yes, ma'am...)"
T-this…LOL!
And dear gods that last bit…It started to veer into the creepy threshold, and then…SOLID COCKBLOCK. Amazing.
Re: Lightning's got potential but it's nothing compared to Tifa's...
Date: 2011-07-16 12:19 am (UTC)Zidane never gets some ingame. Or at least... *racks brain* There's only one point where I can see him getting some and I might write a smut!fic about it...