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*trudges in, dragging her feet*

Long day.  Walked from train station.  Found out the Counterburst Forums are shutting down because the moderator is frustrated.  Now I’m depressed and need to inflict MUCH GRIEVOUS HARM to AI opponents to vent, and get a glass of icy cold cream!tea.

MEANWHILE HAVE A MEME.

 


 

I’ve got lots of these.  Some of them are shippy, and some of them are just lulzy.

 

WoL should have had more interaction with Lightning in this game.  I know the two were joined at the incredibly sexy hip in Prologus, but the point is I’d like to have seen more of that.

Keeping on Mr. Snookie Pie here, he should have also had interaction with Shantotto.  Why?  Because, during ???: Shards of the Cycle, there’s some serious creepy potential there:

 

Shantotto: And one who appears here without being called? The perfect test subject to keep me enthralled!

 

Who knows, maybe it’ll show up in an official quest and someone will translate for us.

Or I’ll wind up stuck here one day, unable to get to work because the elevators are down and I can’t handle the stairs AND walking to the train station, and do it myself.  Problem is I can’t think of anything suitably creepy enough here…AND THAT’S A NEAT TRICK.

 

We needed more Vaan & Zidane. Two thieves running around?  Hell yeah, sign me up.

Laguna and WoL.  Why?  JUST BECAUSE.  It’d be like a So Bad It’s Good comedy routine.

 

And on that note, we needed some interaction with both of them along with Jecht.

 

…gee, I make WoL sound like he’s antisocial or something.

 

You know, let’s just say this:  WE NEED MORE OF EVERYTHING PLZ.

 

A POINT: You haz it

Date: 2011-07-16 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Well there might be more later…or if someone feels like some serious mindscrew they could make the quest themselves—

CALLING 'NOT IT' RIGHT NOW, since I still haven't finished the Gilgamesh quest I've been working on XD

It's never too much angst. You only hit there when the cutie/bishie has a catatonic spell…or maybe I'm just evil. Who knows?

I've been playing with a good pair of Sennheiser headphones lately. Some characters are especially distracting right now. (I'M LOOKING AT YOUUUUU, GABRANTH…and Kain…and also WoL for that relatively uncommon "D'nngh!" sound that is just DISTRACTING.) I can only imagine the glory you're hearing right now, though.

Uh…SMACK DAT ASS, ZIDDY?

I haz an icon for that!

Date: 2011-07-16 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
I'm hoping so... I've got Cecil's 012 quest but the one I really want is his 013 quest because it features Thongboy! (I actually squeed when I turned on Seph's quest and the first thing that popped up was Kuja commenting how this world was foreign to him)

Mebbe... I love it when S-E just about beats Kuja to the floor with misery (Japanese report 01 has Kefka practically SHRIEKING THEY RAN AWAY!!! into Kuja's ears) so maybe they'll do the same to a real man. (Kuja's so adorable when he suffers. *totally doesn't try to get the CPU to wall-smash him in Japanese so she can hear his adorable little whimper*)

Well now that I've got 75% hearing... *gets out earphones* There are still a few english voices I seriously miss (LIKE A REAL MAN FOR A START!!!) but some of the japanese ones make it feel like a decent trade off. Japanese!Cloud is very distracting... Oh man, Japanese!Cloud... listening to him and Kuja in report 01 is some very lovely fanservice. I swear the voice actors had a bet to see who could flirt with their microphone more...

HE NEEDS TO EQUIP A PADDLE!!!

Japanese!Cloud…

Date: 2011-07-16 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
First heard him watching a fansub of Advent Children. Only thing more distracting was—oh hells, everyone was distracting. I got especially distracted by Vinny, Cid, and flippen Sephiroth…or as I called him at that moment: "S-s--saphhhhhfffffff--f-f-neeeeeh *drops to knees*"

That microphone!flirting doesn't sound implausible, actually. They do this stuff ON PURPOSE. Exhibit A: Japanese!Reno and Rude on the bridge.

i know rite?

Date: 2011-07-16 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
So far I haven't heard much of Seductive!Roth but then again I haven't accessed his cutscenes yet. He was damn flirty in AC though... *ears explode from memory*

With report 01 they are seriously going to great lengths to try and keep their lines as breathy as possible; the way that Kuja greets Cloud is... Oh god! I swear my brain was translating "Oh...you're back early, Cloud. Did you defeat your enemy and settle your fate?" as a euphemism based on the way Kuja let his tongue savour the words! And then Cloud makes all these hot breathy grunts and OH GOD THE SHIPPYNESS!!! It doesn't help that Kuja's line "I don't intend to seek companionship from you" can also be translated as "I don't intend to have an illicit love affair with you"!

Seductive!Roth saves it for Cloud.

Date: 2011-07-16 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Or as it sounds to our ears, *imitates Sexy!Roth* Kuraudo.

…BEST ALTERNATE INTERPRETATION/TRANSLATION EVER.
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Ooh...Kuraudo...(And whilst I haven't translated exactly why yet, Cloud was one of the topics in Seph, Mat and Kuj's conversation in the quest... Everyone wants some!)

INDEED, NO?

Also I just played Zidane vs Kefka. You know the encounter line "Gimme back my heart please"? He has that in japanese too. I am now convinced that Kefka has a fetish for trance users and am trying to pen crack around it...
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Fresh from the (still being tweaked) meme, I offer you the Situation Prompt of: Naked.

…'Cuz, ya know, where do their clothes go and all.

I tell ya we rewound that scene so many times, because of the way he says that. It was like "MUFASA."

Of course that title now also applies to Kain Highwind--and everything that the man says. Including "YOU DAAAAAARE?!"

Gets to the crack but---

Date: 2011-07-16 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Actually on the clothes front, it's their outfits that go furry (only in Zidane and Kuja's case, every other FFIX trance user just glows a special colour) so they're not actually naked so much as just trying on a new wardrobe. Kuja's skirt is proof of that.

But of course Keffers doesn't have to know that....Eheheehehehe!

WOOT CRACK!

Date: 2011-07-16 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
I did not know that! The More You Know!

Kefka on the other hand doesn't have to know anything: he can just Schrödinger Fu it. Things will work the way he wants them to!

Re: WOOT CRACK!

Date: 2011-07-16 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
I am certain that Kuja's jacket is padded which would explain why he still has bulky shoulders in his trance form. Though the barefeet kind of negate this slightly... I guess Trance ignores certain articles of clothing?

I don't know what I'm doing with this but it's Keffers...IT WILL SHRODINGER FU ITSELF!

Re: WOOT CRACK!

Date: 2011-07-16 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
As far as I can tell Trance ignores footwear and gloves. Everyone's bare-handed and bare-foot. I'm guessing because with all the fur, those articles would be inefficient.

YOU CAN DO IT!

Re: WOOT CRACK!

Date: 2011-07-16 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Good thing I always write trance!sex as occuring as a result of normal sex...writing in the clothes issue would be some amusing IKEA PWP...

So far it's actually more Kefka/Squall but I'm getting there:

“Let’s get out of here.” Oho, looked like there was a party pooper among them. And a big, strong, tall one at that…Yes, that growling brunette would look most perfect with a pair of kitty ears and some yarn tied around him so he couldn’t move… “Now my little kitty, don’t get your fur all ruffled up. Kefka just wants to play~!”

DO

Date: 2011-07-16 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
WANT.

I'm looking forward to this. My face is the same as my icon right now.

I may need a snooze soon...

Date: 2011-07-16 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
(Nother sneak peek)

“Wehell if it isn’t Kujie-coo’s little friend! Gitan, Jidan…Jiminy Cricket Doo Dah…?”
“Zidane.” The blond corrected him.
“Whatever.” Like he intended for them to have a first name basis!
From: [identity profile] railenthe.livejournal.com
Feel free to nap, it's late here and EARLY AS HADES over there I'm guessing—that special variety of late that's so late it's looped back around to early.

This. Looks. AWESOME.

Everyone loves Keffers!

Date: 2011-07-16 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toffeethesnob.livejournal.com
Thanks. I shall continue this venture later today when my brain stops concocting word soup and actually puts some thought into this... All I know for sure is that Kefka is going to get hornier as this progresses...

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