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WEIRD FUCKING DREAM.
Oct. 10th, 2012 08:44 amAt one point it was straight-up Inception: it began with a kid sleeping in a bed I knew somehow wanted a gift. Suddenly the guy sleeping on the floor springs up—for some reason he's dressed like Luigi. He jumps up and crawls through this vent; the racket woke the kid up and he followed. The tunnel vent comes out in a room full of electric guitars. Kid makes a beeline for a Les Paul and starts jamming.
That was when I thought I woke up. I was in this house, well-decorated. Suddenly KUJA walks past me. I zombie myself awake and follow him to a dining room table, where I grab a bowl of hot cereal. He is discussing a strategy with someone from a DIFFERENT GAME (Kannuki from Bushido Blade): there is some weird...THING outside that needs must be destroyed. It looks like a harmless pink flower wth one too many pistils. So one of us throws the piece pulled off for observation downfield.
On returning inside we see the result of that on a huge active map: in mere hours the place was overrun with GIANT versions of that flower. We go observe: it's full of matching pink fuzz-colored lizards—and we're watching them evolve.
They ate us, of course.
We wake in the house from before, go back to the dining room, strategize. Second attempt: we get et.
Third: we discover that diamonds are toxic to them. Kuja flies off to find one in where the maps read "ISOCU" (Icelandic-Scandinavian Order of Countries United. No it made no sense), where diamonds are native (ACTUAL WORDS).
Then things happen like in Mass Effect: suddenly, VISIBLE DIALOGUE TREES.
Somehow I wind up in an office wielding a housekeeper cart...and it has a diamond. I steal it and return to base.
By this time the flower thing has spread like a cancer. Its weird lizards are now cool-blooded humans.
We lose the fight.
Things reset. Dialogue trees!
Lose. I make my way back through an apocalyptic East St. Louis—for some reason I am a wolf.
Strategize again. Kuja suggests he do a flyover and drop the giant diamond off from the skies.
THIS WORKS. We camp in the house—where we have now successfully stolen cable—until the news says the pink thing is dying off and the lizards are all gone.
...and I get a second bowl of hot cereal.
That was when I thought I woke up. I was in this house, well-decorated. Suddenly KUJA walks past me. I zombie myself awake and follow him to a dining room table, where I grab a bowl of hot cereal. He is discussing a strategy with someone from a DIFFERENT GAME (Kannuki from Bushido Blade): there is some weird...THING outside that needs must be destroyed. It looks like a harmless pink flower wth one too many pistils. So one of us throws the piece pulled off for observation downfield.
On returning inside we see the result of that on a huge active map: in mere hours the place was overrun with GIANT versions of that flower. We go observe: it's full of matching pink fuzz-colored lizards—and we're watching them evolve.
They ate us, of course.
We wake in the house from before, go back to the dining room, strategize. Second attempt: we get et.
Third: we discover that diamonds are toxic to them. Kuja flies off to find one in where the maps read "ISOCU" (Icelandic-Scandinavian Order of Countries United. No it made no sense), where diamonds are native (ACTUAL WORDS).
Then things happen like in Mass Effect: suddenly, VISIBLE DIALOGUE TREES.
Somehow I wind up in an office wielding a housekeeper cart...and it has a diamond. I steal it and return to base.
By this time the flower thing has spread like a cancer. Its weird lizards are now cool-blooded humans.
We lose the fight.
Things reset. Dialogue trees!
Lose. I make my way back through an apocalyptic East St. Louis—for some reason I am a wolf.
Strategize again. Kuja suggests he do a flyover and drop the giant diamond off from the skies.
THIS WORKS. We camp in the house—where we have now successfully stolen cable—until the news says the pink thing is dying off and the lizards are all gone.
...and I get a second bowl of hot cereal.
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